I have an American bulldog. I do not have a girlfriend, and that is why my dog gets so much face time. Um, but that’s an important - that’s a big stipulation for all potential girlfriends: they must, must love dogs.

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rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

#hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place 


Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

Oh you’ve redecorated…

I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

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10 years from now

neptunain:

me: [writes text post about bees]
my son: what’s a bee?
me: [fighting back tears] friends that aren’t around anymore

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vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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steverogersorbust:

Ready for Chicago!

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deadpoolandspider-man:

Why, it’s me, everyone!
Watch me here! —-> (.Y.)

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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