I have an American bulldog. I do not have a girlfriend, and that is why my dog gets so much face time. Um, but that’s an important - that’s a big stipulation for all potential girlfriends: they must, must love dogs.
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.